A conversation between the mind, heart and penis:
Penis: Hey what’s up guys?
Heart: Eehhh
Mind: Not you for a change!
Penis: Hahaha, real funny. What’s wrong with heart?
Mind: Ah you know him; he’s torn between ‘ol girl and that new shortie.
Heart: No I’m not!! I’m just… <fades into thought>
Penis: You’re just stuck on stupid, I told you before. Follow me and we’ll be alright.
Mind: Yeah, yeah. Leave it up to you and we’d be worst off than we are now.
Penis: Don’t tell me he’s got you convinced otherwise?
Heart: What’s wrong with going with what you know?
Penis: Been there done that for one!
Mind: Never been a problem before, you’ve seemed to like it.
Heart: What doesn’t he like?
Penis: Yo I have my standards but if I leave it up to you guys to decide what we gonna do I’ll be getting beat on a daily basis.
Mind: Not true, maybe heart is on to something.
Penis: It’s always my fault but in reality once you decide which direction to take it’ll make things easier on us all. If ya settle we are done for sure, leave that to me.
Mind: What?
Penis: Settling!!
Heart: Why do you guys always act as if I have no say?
Mind: Lets be honest, you are a bit of a sucker.
Heart: AM NOT!!
Penis: Now we’re talking and using our balls!
Heart: When you and dickhead get stimulated its kool but when it’s me I’m a sucker.
Penis: Ohhh, low blow. He has a point though…
Mind: I need a drink, and maybe a smoke.
Penis: Lets do it! I know a good spot with some hunnies…
Heart: Here we go back to square one with a quick fix
Penis: That was a ONE time accident!!
Heart: Didn’t mean you.
Penis: Oh… I knew that.
Mind: Nah I got this. What ya say we call that shortie that ya were both feeling?
Penis: I thought you were a no-go on that one?
Mind: She’s headed in the right direction, just a little different from the rest.
Heart: Is that going to be a problem?
Mind: No. You know I’ve been paying her close attention, just making sure we’re all gonna be OK.
Penis: She’s fine as hell, I’m sure I’ll find ways to keep busy.
Heart: I got a good feeling about this one too.
Mind: Kool. Lets do it…
Penis: Oh I plan to! <smirking>